A "Corny" Christmas Story

T'was 6 days after Christmas,
And all through the frat house;
Not a pledge was stirring,
Not even a mouse.

Bo tipped toed down the stairs,
And crawled up to the tree;
He looked up to God,
And he gave one final plea.

"I know someone's up there,
I know you exist;
If we don't get a win,
You know I'll be pi---furious."

Now New Years Day approached,
And Bo appeared tense;
His team this week looked strong,
The challenge approaching was immense.

Georgia knew the Huskers were good,
They had to get their rest;
The players put their head on their pillows,
This way they could play their best.

Now game day was here,
The place was filled with tailgaters,
Georgia fans screamed at the Huskers,
But they ignored the haters.

Now the first half had ended,
Nebraska up ten to nine;
Georgia needed a comeback,
And to get the ball across the white line.

As the game proceeded,
The Huskers got pinned deep;
But this was no issue,
For a 99-yard pass made Georgia weep.

One last attempt,
to catch the ball,
It hit a Georgia receiver's chest,
And then did fall.

Now the game was over,
Players stormed the field;
And Bo Pelini used cops,
As a gatorade shower shield.

The Nebraska Cornhuskers won this game 25-19 when a Georgia receiver dropped the on the 10 yard line. The catch would have given them a first down and 4 more shots at a game winning touchdown.